A Generous And Unexpected Gift
Here's what happened. At an unnamed grocery store I was moving through the checkout line and, as the clerk scanned the final item, she said please insert my credit card and pay $99.03.
And that's when the panic set in. I rifled through all my pockets and my billfold but failed in the search for my dictator, lover and keeper - also known as a Visa card.
I fumbled, mumbled, probably cursed and finally asked the clerk to let me go to the car where I was sure I had left my get out of jail card. She was very understanding; the full sacks were set to the side as I headed to the exit when a booming voice emanated from a man who was right behind me in the checkout line. He uttered the following, and most unexpectedly, words: "I'll pay for his groceries."
What? I had held up the line for 10 minutes and, as a reward, this fellow wants to pay nearly a "C" note for my grub? That couldn't be right; I protested; announced loudly I would be right back.
After all, even if I didn't come back, at least I wasn't holding up a column of Christmas foodies any longer. But the checker said the good deed was done – the generous gentleman's card had approved Cal's collection, as well as his own much smaller purchase.
So, having protested for too long, I met the fellow at the exit, urged him to wait while I got The Card but he briskly walked away while saying "just pay it forward. I said, "Jesus Christ," and he said, "Him, too."
Go figure. And if you figure it out ... let me know.