Most Embarrassing Okie In A Leading Role

Plumber Markwayne Mullin showed his butt when he said to a Senate witness, “Stand your butt up.”

Yes, I'm sure an element of our state's population likes the antics of our junior senator when he and a union witness were close to fisticuffs in a Senate hearing this week.

Clearly, Mullin has the brawn to dispose of his target should it come to that. What also is clear, Mullin lacks the brains to engage in a verbal debate on the subject at hand and reverts to the behavior more appropriate for Bubba's Bar in Bowlegs on a Saturday night.

It's true he'll make the evening news; he'll receive hundreds if not thousands of emails, texts and other transmissions telling him what a warrior he is and, of course, this dummy will think what he did is perfectly acceptable behavior in a Senate hearing room.

Look, I'm no prude. Owned, built and operated a night club east of Lexington, OK for a number of years where more than a few conversations ended up in rasslin' matches, punch outs and even knock outs. I didn't particularly like those usually brief occurrences but that's life in a place that offers whiskey to drink, the opportunity to meet a new dance partner, or put up with a bully like MarkWayne who is so mentally deficient he must turn to his pugilistic skills to justify his existence in DC.

Mullin is no man; just a child in an adult's suit who probably believes his ability to grow a beard proves his maturity. But his actions reveal otherwise.

Move over Alfalfa Bill Murray. In junior Sen. Mullin, you now have competition for the title of "Most Embarrassing Okie In A Leading Role." And worse still, our current clown thinks he's performing in a three-ring circus, not the United States Senate.

While children die by the thousands in the Middle East, Mullin acts like one in Washington, DC. The only thing missing during the dustup was his own children standing behind him, holding AR-15s and smiling for the cameras.

Now that would make a perfect picture for the upcoming Christmas cards we'll all receive from this dork next month, which probably will be paid for by your tax dollars.